Contiki

So here is a list someone compiled on contiki of all the funny shit that happened.
I'm going to bath tomorrow so when i get back i'll write a proper blog about contiki... If i can remember anything cos my brain is fried from all the alcohol.

1. Jimmy took a crap on the street (Florence)
2. Lloydy cut his hand open on a fence (Florence)
3. Kelly passed out in the shower for 3 hours, with her passport (Florence)
4. B-Rad fell asleep in a nightclub, and possibly shagged a gypsy, or Krista (Florence)
5. Henry tried to jump into his tent with the fly screen closed (Florence)
6. Kridda did the exact same thing the next night (Florence)
7. Jacky and Henry ate roses (Florence)
8. Steph passed out on the bus (to Antibes)
9. Alex and Christian got in a fight with some randoms (Lauterbrunnen)
10. Claire and Simmo ran from a taxi, but got caught (Monaco)
11. Kelly tried to give Stephy and Michelle her vomit on the bus (to Antibes)
12. Jimmy rolled down a hill and ripped his jeans (Lauterbrunnen)
13. Roz spent 500 Euro in one night (Paris?)
14. Jacky and Alex wrestled in the mud (Antibes)
15. Christian and B-Rad went face first down a slide, B-Rad got friction burns (Lauterbrunnen)
16. Kridda slept with a bulldog (Antibes)
17. Lloydy paid 130 Euro for a Swiss scooter, in France (Antibes)
18. Roz cut his tent open because he couldn't find the key, which was in his pocket (unknown location)
19. B-Rad tried to feed the dog beer (Antibes)
20. Kelly thought the church bells were a tape recording (Lauterbrunnen)
21. Simmo passed out in the bathroom and Michelle had to drag her to her tent (Antibes)
22. Kelly waved at a dog because it was looking at her, before realising it was looking at a cat behind her (Lauterbrunnen?)
23. Simmo left her camera at the casino (Monaco)
24. Tiff and Krista had to go to hospital because they were so drunk (Florence)
25. Kirsty (Boozie) got stuck in the doors of the train (Rome)
26. Cook Stephy bought a colouring book but not colouring pencils (Service stop)
27. Kelly and Christian had a shower, then lost their clothes and woke up in a tent naked (Florence?)
28. B-Rad recorded a goodbye message to his mum/whoever found him because he was so drunk he thought he was going to die (Florence)
29. Roz passed out at the bar in the Red Garter (Florence)
30. Henry spent 120 Euro on shots for everyone else (Florence)
31. B-Rad asked a policeman for identification when they asked for his passport (Rome)
32. Jacky tried to jump over a hedge 5 times before succeeding (Paris)
33. Numerous people spent 135 Swiss Francs to go up Jungfrau mountain in a blizzard (Lauterbrunnen)
34. Kridda, Roz, Lloydy and Hilly hired bikes and rode to Hooters, while hammered (Lauterbrunnen)
35. Tiff went into the wrong tent even though Michelle was showing her where to go (Lauterbrunnen)
36. Simmo forgot to take her towel into the shower and ran through the bathroom nude, which Jacky saw (Rome)
37. Jacky tripped over a bench (Rome)
38. Kelly punched a sleazy Italian man in the nightclub (Florence)
39. Claire, Kiah and Simmo spooned naked (unknown location)
40. Jacky punched a guy for stealing the Dick of the Day hat/groping her ass (Venice)
41. Christian had sex with a mystery girl in B-Rad's tent (Venice)
42. B-Rad slept next to them. And took photos (Venice)
43. Lloydy spewed in the Sands' tent (Venice)
44. Michelle grinded with Lloydy (Venice)
45. Jacky tried to jump through a hedge wearing a horses head mask (Venice)
46. Kelly slept in the cook tent, in driver Dave's sleeping bag (Venice)
47. Christian slipped over on the dancefloor and knocked his head (Venice)
48. Paul had a punch-up with a Zac Efron lookalike (Venice)
49. Paul danced for 2 hours (and slipped over not long after Christian) but didn't remember any of it the next day (Venice)
50. Kridda and Claire made out with one another 5 nights in a row (various locations)
51. Kirsty woke up in a random cabin, unsure of why (Venice)
52. Katie slept in the toilet for several hours (Venice)
53. B-Rad and Jimmy jumped off a giant yellow statue in their underpants (Venice)
54. Hilly told Kelly he wanted to have her babies (Venice)
55. B-Rad tripped over a tent and sent his dinner flying (Venice)
56. Jacky and Henry tackled Alex, who completely flipped out at them (Venice)
57. Alex and Katie bought shots for driver Dave, but couldn't find him, so did the shots themselves (Venice)
58. Someone asked Henry if he was wearing a wig (unknown location)
59. Claire suggestively asked the singer if he was sleeping in a cabin (Venice)
60. Steph got up on stage with the above singer and a site rep to sing (Venice)
61. Kelly pulled a mooner on the bus to the other Contiki bus (unknown location)
62. B-Rad took a piss in a canal - he only got 3 drops out before a boat came past (Venice)
63. Kridda talked/yelled at herself on the toilet (Florence)
64. Jacky got bashed on the head by the bars on a ride at Prater (Vienna)
65. Roz got freaked out in the Jack the Ripper maze at Prater (Vienna)
66. Simone (Maffa) got lost after being distracted by the lights of KFC, and had to spend 2000 Czech Kroner on getting a taxi home (Prague)
67. Jimmy passed out at Oktoberfest and others from our tour group saw him and thought he was a bum (Munich)
68. Alex passed out in a cab (unknown location)
69. Christian and Lloydy broke the bench in the kitchen (Heidelberg)
70. Kat tried to kiss Emma and Michelle, and possibly others, after being dared to (Heidelberg)
71. Simmo assed off Lloydy's scooter, headfirst (Heidelberg)
72. Kat flipped out when Sheree told her to go into the boys toilets and saw Henry pissing (Heidelberg)
73. B-Rad thought everything and everyone was made of cardboard when he was stoned (Amsterdam)
74. Kiah though she was upside down in her tent, because she was stoned (Amsterdam)
75. B-Rad went up on stage (as a birthday celebration) at the live sex show (Amsterdam)
76. Tiff got violated, onstage, by a stripper at the live sex show (Amsterdam)
77. Christian also went on stage at the live sex show (Amsterdam)
78. Blair danced on stage at the cabaret (Paris)
79. Lloydy cut off the biking tour guide, making her fall off, and instead of asking if she was okay, asked which way we were supposed to go (Edam)
80. Kat slept outside of her tent for at least 2 hours because she couldn't get her shoe off (Amsterdam)
81. Zerlinda, Blair, B-Rad, Simmo and Alex didn't make it on to the bus to the metro station - B-Rad and Michelle's reactions to that were hilarious (Prague)
82. Emma got lost in a giant revolving door (Amsterdam)
83. B-Rad sketched out about the 'torpedo toilets' (Vienna)
84. Laura whipped out Soulja Boy moves when there was hardly anyone else on the dancefloor (unknown location)
85. Roz ripped off his shirt in Hulk fashion, and stomped on his glasses (Munich?)
86. Ryan did 'coachioke' without even putting on the headphones (on the coach)
87. Alex and Simmo had sex against a coach (unknown location)
88. B-Rad made it to at least 30, with all the birthdays he had on tour
89. Lloydy and Roz went 21 days without sleeping bags
90. Alex and Simmo had sex in the cook tent (Venice)